Table: What Is This Business?

"So, what is this business?" the adventurers ask as they wander through the city/town/village/hamlet. Roll and find out! This is the first table of the What Is This Table? Table.

What Is This Business?

Roll 1d12

1. Armand Armour's Half-Priced Armory ("Pre-Owned Arms & Armor")
2. The Bucket & Duck Tavern (a.k.a. The Decoy Lodge)
3. Drury's Brewery ("The Opposite of Dreary")
4. The Fell Inn ("Bottomless Hospitality")
5. Flesch's Butcher Shop ("Free Offal with Purchase")
6. Ten Rolling Pins Bakery (a.k.a. The Crossed Rolling Pins)
7. Polly the Apothecary ("Free Advice with Cracker")
8. Smithers' Smithy and Stable ("Horses Shoed. Flies Shooed.")
9. The Whale & Sail Alehouse (a.k.a. The Not-So-Drydock)
10. The Whistle & Lyre Tavern ("Mandatory Musical Accompaniment")
11. Willa Taylor, Tailor (secretly a.k.a. William Tale, Spy.)
12. Witt & Burley's Millery ("We Grind Our Competitors to Powder!")

(See also the Build Your Own Space Opera Table for twice the Random Generator Month fun.)