Table: What Does This Barrel Contain?

Sometimes adventurers cannot leave well enough alone and insist on dawdling in the name of "a thorough search," leaving no stone unturned and no barrel or cask unopened. If they refuse to accept your helpful hints, roll to see what they find. This is the fourth table of the What Is This Table? Table.

What Does This Barrel Contain?

Roll 1d30

1. ale
2. beer
3. cider
4. caltrops
5. a corpse
6. fireworks
7. flour
8. fruit punch
9. hard cider
10. lamp oil
11. lentils
12. luxury rat hotel
13. mead
14. monkeys
15. nails
16. nuts
17. oats
18. paint
19. parsely
20. pepper
21. pickles
22. salt
23. salted beef
24. salted fish
25. salted pork
26. syrup
27. vinegar
28. water
29. wine
30. a zombie

(See also the Build Your Own Space Opera Table for twice the Random Generator Month fun.)