Table: d4 Ominous Shouts

There are at least four different ominous things you might hear shouted on the battlefied or in the halls of Olympus. This is the seventeenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Ominous Shouts

Roll 1d4

1. "Release the Quacken!"
2. "To beetle!"
3. "Unleash Helen!"
4. "A tack!"

Table: d4 Unfamiliar Familiars

There are at least four different familiars unfamiliar to most, but you might meet a spellcaster who counts one as family. This is the sixteenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Unfamiliar Familiars

Roll 1d4

1. A tardigrade.
2. An elephant.
3. A koala.
4. A sea anemone.

Table: d4 Working Fiends

There are at least four different fiends making themselves useful in some way whom you might encounter (if you're lucky). This is the fifteenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Working Fiends

Roll 1d4

1. A lint adherer.
2. A guard gambado.
3. A watchflumph.
4. An emotional support tirapheg.

Table: d4 Artifacts of Questionable Historicity

There are at least four artifacts of questionable historicity you might discover as you rummage through attics, archives, and treasure hoards. This is the fourteenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Artifacts of Questionable Historicity

Roll 1d4

1. The Apparatus of Cow-Lich.
2. The Dentures of Dehntar-Nar.
3. The Gallbladder of Fecknah.
4. The Wand of Forkus.

Table: d4 Items of Dubious Enchantment

There are at least four items of dubious enchantment you may find as you putter about in dungeons, ruins, and others' domiciles and workplaces. This is the thirteenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Items of Dubious Enchantment

Roll 1d4

1. The Funnel of Engorgement.
2. The Key of Misplacement.
3. The Tool of Bedazzlement.
4. The Whistle of Ant Enticement.

Table: d4 Gigantic Overlooked Life-Forms

There are at least four gigantic overlooked life-forms with which you may become acquainted. This is the twelfth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Gigantic Overlooked Life-Forms

Roll 1d4

1. The invisible behemoth.
2. The colossal cuttlefish.
3. The titanic transparent aerial blowfish.
4. The unseen unimaginably big monster.

Table: d4 Surprisingly Dangerous Creatures

There are at least four surprisingly dangerous creatures upon which you may happen. This is the eleventh table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Surprisingly Dangerous Creatures

Roll 1d4

1. The osculatory starfish.
2. The empathy-amplifying opossum.
3. The mindboggling philosopher capybara.
4. The explosive moth.

Table: d4 Legendary Innocuous Beasts

There are at least four legendary innocuous beasts across which you may come. This is the tenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Legendary Innocuous Beasts

Roll 1d4

1. The fancy dustmite.
2. The dire trilobite.
3. The hellshrimp.
4. The Seahorse of the Apocalypse.

Table: d4 Passersby

There are at least four different passersby you may... pass by. This is the ninth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Passersby

Roll 1d4

1. A mild-mannered scribe.
2. A foul-mannered goose.
3. A well-mannered manticore.
4. An ill-mannered devil swine.

Table: d4 Equipment

There are four kinds of equipment the adventurer can buy, steal, or stumble upon. This is the eighth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Equipment

Roll 1d4

1. something useless
2. something whimsical, but irrelevant
3. something interesting, but dangerous
4. something useful