Table: What Are They Discussing? 2

Will the adventurers casually eavesdrop or will they join the conversation? This is the sixth table of the What Is This Table? Table.

What Are They Discussing? 2

Roll 1d12

1. The campaign against literacy launched by some out-of-town barbarians.
2. The convenience of staying at a caravansary vs. the cost.
3. Cures for insomnia.
4. The deadly combination scavenger hunt/sacrificial rite orchestrated by the despotrix.
5. The disappearance of a certain noble's puppy in the vicinity of some ruins.
6. The lycanthropy outbreak in Werewolvington.
7. That ludicrous display at yesterday's mob football match.
8. The merits of rotating crops.
9. A protest organized by the local death cult.
10. The village with the best idiot.
11. The weather.
12. Who would win in a fight between a vampire and a ghoul.

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