Table: Post-Apocalyptic Sorcerer Apparel

In the Post-Apocalyptic Sorcerer Construction Kit, I mentioned that two tables from The Dungeon Dozen reminded me more of sorcerers from Thundarr the Barbarian rather than the creations of bio-sorcerers. Synthetic Humanoids 3: The Outer Crust, however, reminds me more of the servants, slaves, or unfortunate victims it is intended to generate. This requires me to provide my own table for outfitting evil sorcerers in the fashion that truly reflects their inner megalomaniac. Hence...


Post-Apocalyptic Sorcerer Apparel

Roll 1d20

1. Battle harness and cloak.
   
2. Clothing from a costume shop.
   
3. Formal attire circa 20th Century.
   
4. Form-fitting leather armor.
   
5. Furs and recycled armor.
   
6. Futuristic clothing constructed of linked plastic squares.
   
7. Gauze wrapping. (Additional costume optional.)
   
8. Hawaiian shirt and Bermuda shorts (or muumuu).
   
9. Hazmat suit.
   
10. Jumpsuit and bionic exoskeleton.
    
11. Lab coat.
    
12. Medieval armor.
    
13. Power armor.
    
14. Pressure suit.
    
15. Robe decorated with arcane symbols.
    
16. Silk clothing and high-collared cape.
    
17. Stylish silver suit (reflects lasers).
    
18. Surgeon's scrubs.
    
19. Toga.
    
20. Tunic.
    

Post-Apocalyptic Sorcerer Construction Kit

These random generators from The Dungeon Dozen are for generating "synthetic humanoids" for whatever warped purpose a "bio-sorcerer" might have, but my own favorite warped purpose (and what the potential results most remind me of) is for creating the sort of evil sorcerers themselves that appear in Thundarr the Barbarian. They are perfect for use with Gamma World, Mutant Future, Barbarians of the Aftermath, Cartoon Action Hour, and, of course, Under the Broken Moon. In fact, some of the results are not unlike certain Marvel villains and could be used with any number of superhero role-playing games.

• Synthetic Humanoids 1: Weird Heads
  
• Synthetic Humanoids 2: Body Plan Alterations
  

[Edit: Terrible Eyes also seems appropriate for this villainous kit. I wouldn't use it for every post-apocalyptic sorcerer, though. Maybe one in five.]