Table: Enchanted Table, or, The Enchanted Table Table

Are you a wizard, alchemist, or wealthy eccentric? Is your library, laboratory, or den in need of that special touch? Do you need a flat surface raised to a convenient height on which to place objects? Look no further! At the Enchanted Furniture Emporium we have something to suit every esoteric need. Simply select the table that fulfills your requirements or use our handy Random Table Generator, then select from one or more of the options below or allow Fate to decide for you!


Enchanted Table

Roll 1d20

1. Adjust-O-Legs (legs extend or retract on command).
   
2. Ani-Leg Real Movement (animated legs capable of locomotion).
   
3. Chromatic Variability (alters color on command).
   
4. Decor Chameleon (alters appearance to match any decor).
   
5. Emergency Shelter (protects any being who hides under it with a wall of force).
   
6. Everfilling Inkwell (provides an endless supply of ink).
   
7. Extra-planar capable (may be taken to any plane of existence including the Astral and Ethereal).
   
8. E-Z Glide circumvolution (rotates on command).
   
9. Festive Defense (surrounded by a prismatic sphere).
   
10. Invis-O-Legs (appears to float in mid-air).
    
11. No-Legs (levitates; does not rise or lower, but may be moved horizontally).
    
12. Picture This! mental depicter (surface will display any image the user can imagine on command).
    
13. Quiet Zone Silence Enforcer (surrounded by silence, 15' radius).
    
14. See Here! scrying lens (inset crystal in surface functions as a crystal ball).
    
15. Stay-Sure surface (will not release anything placed on it unless the magic word is thought or uttered).
    
16. Teleportation capable (it and anything on it may teleport on command up to 3 times per day).
    
17. Thaumaturgical insulation (surrounded by an anti-magic shell).
    
18. Three-way illumination (dim, average, or bright light on command).
    
19. Total Invisibility (undetectable by any optical means).
    
20. Total Invisibility Plus (extends its invisibility to anything placed on its surface).
    

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[This is the fourth table of the Table of Tablecentric Tables.]

Random Table Generator: Roll All Dice

Since I posted a table of random tables, I thought it would be appropriate to follow it up with a detailed random table generator more suitable for furnishing dungeons, castles, and wizards' libraries with desperately needed random tables.

[If a link on another blog directed you here and you are searching for random generators and Roll All Dice tables, then click on the links in this sentence.]

Random Table Generator
(Roll All Dice)


Size

Roll 1d4

1. Small
2. Medium
3. Medium
4. Large



Number of Legs

Roll 1d6

1. One (pedestal with base)
2. One (pedestal with feet)
3. Four
4. Four
5. Four
6. Eight


Style of Legs

Roll 1d8

1. Carved ornately
2. Carved simply
3. Fluted
4. Rectangular
5. Roughly hewn
6. Tapered
7. Turned
8. Gilded (plus roll again)


Shape

Roll 1d10

1. Circular
2. Circular
3. Hexagonal
4. Octagonal
5. Oval
6. Rectangular
7. Rectangular
8. Square
9. Square
10. Triangular


Style of Surface

Roll 1d12

1. Plain
2. Carved
3. Gilded
4. Inlay
5. Lacquer
6. Marble
7. Marquetry
8. Mosaic
9. Painted
10. Parquetry
11. Tiled
12. Veneered


Material

Roll 1d20

1. Alder
2. Beech
3. Birch
4. Bird's Eye Maple
5. Cherry
6. Chestnut
7. Elm
8. Hickory
9. Kingwood
10. Mahogany
11. Maple
12. Peach
13. Pear
14. Pine
15. Red Oak
16. Rosewood
17. Teak
18. Walnut
19. White Oak
20. Willow

[This is the third table of the Table of Tablecentric Tables.]

Table: Tables

Summoning the courage to post the recliner positions table earlier in the day caused me to reflect that there is a dire need for a tables table — yes, a table for tables. So, here is the table for randomly generating tables:


Tables

Roll 1d20

1. banquet table
   
2. bedside table
   
3. card table
   
4. chess table
   
5. coffee table
   
6. dinner table
   
7. drawing table
   
8. drop-leaf table
   
9. end table
   
10. gateleg table
    
11. kitchen table
    
12. loo table*
    
13. picnic table
    
14. poker table
    
15. refectory table
    
16. Round Table
    
17. table tennis table
    
18. trestle table
    
19. TV tray
    
20. work table
    

*

Folded late 18th century English loo table with Japanese motifs.

[This is the second table of the Table of Tablecentric Tables.]

Table: Recliner Positions?

Last night I had a dream about a table of random recliner positions. Maybe I've been spending too much time on random generators. In any event, if your party happens to encounter a recliner, roll below to determine its current position.

Recliner Positions

Roll 1d4

1. Upright
2. Partially reclined
3. Semi-reclined
4. Fully reclined

[Photograph borrowed from this page.]

[This is the first table of the Table of Tablecentric Tables.]

Table of Tablecentric Tables

As a result of (undoubtedly ill-advised) time travel, this table has been transported from the year 2022 (April the 16th) to the year 2013 (April the 2nd) in celebration of the holiday (known only to Applied Phantasticality) as Random Generator Month, because April 2013 is indeed when the inspiration was born. A happy Random Generator Month to all, and to all a good roll of the dice!

Table of Tablecentric Tables

Roll 1d4

1. Roll on the Recliner Positions? Table!
2. Roll on the Tables Table!
3. Roll on the Random Table Generator: Roll All Dice Tables!
4. Roll on the Enchanted Table, or, The Enchanted Table Table Table!