Table: Player Character Reactions

Why should monsters and non-player characters have all the fun with reaction tables? Why can't players make random decisions for their characters with their own reaction table? Now they can with the Player Character Reactions table! Let the dice decide!

Player Character Reactions

Roll 2d6

The player character responds by...

2	Fleeing (which is uncommonly wise).
3-5	Checking stuff (spells, weapons, equipment, did I mention spells?).
6-8	Fighting (as usual).
9-11	Sneaking (e.g. attempting to backstab in full view of everyone).
12	Parleying (or, to be more specific, lying).

[The above is a table of the Table of the Quasi-Answerable.]