Table: Suitable Disaster Alert

Are you in need of a suitable disaster that is not dependent on local weather conditions? Then the following table may be for you. Results that are geographically inappropriate may be rerolled or automatically default to "zombie outbreak."


Suitable Disaster Alert

Roll 1d12

1. avalanche
   
2. earthquake
   
3. flood
   
4. giant monster raid
   
5. mudslides
   
6. robot uprising
   
7. sinkholes
   
8. UFO attack
   
9. volcanic eruption
   
10. wildfires
    
11. yeti incursion
    
12. zombie outbreak