Table: d4 Passersby

There are at least four different passersby you may... pass by. This is the ninth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Passersby

Roll 1d4

1. A mild-mannered scribe.
2. A foul-mannered goose.
3. A well-mannered manticore.
4. An ill-mannered devil swine.

Table: d4 Equipment

There are four kinds of equipment the adventurer can buy, steal, or stumble upon. This is the eighth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Equipment

Roll 1d4

1. something useless
2. something whimsical, but irrelevant
3. something interesting, but dangerous
4. something useful

Table: d4 Monstrous Menu (Chef Special)

There are four chef specials on the menu to-day. This is the seventh table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Monstrous Menu (Chef Special)

Roll 1d4

1. Displacer Feast
2. Intellect Devoured
3. Roasted Rot Grub
4. Catoblepasta

Table: d4 Monstrous Menu (Seafood)

There are four seafood items on the menu to-day. This is the sixth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Monstrous Menu (Seafood)

Roll 1d4

1. Basilisk Bisque
2. Filet o' Mind Flayer
3. Steamed Aboleth
4. Morkoth Surprise

Table: d4 Monstrous Menu (Breakfast)

There are four breakfast items on the menu to-day. This is the fifth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Monstrous Menu (Breakfast)

Roll 1d4

1. Otyugh Omelet
2. Umber Hulk on Toast
3. Croissahuagin
4. Xorn Flakes

Table: d4 Geographical Features

There are four noteworthy geographical features. Which will you visit? This is the fourth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Geographical Features

Roll 1d4

1. Bare Mountain
2. Damp Woods
3. Suggestive Hills
4. Innuendo Valley

Table: d4 Taverns

You have a choice of four taverns. Choose randomly. This is the third table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Taverns

Roll 1d4

1. The Dancing Louse
2. The Contentious Nun
3. The Inverted Mermaid
4. The Quizzical Lamprey

Table: d4 Morale

In any combat situation, there are at least four possible states of morale. Check for morale whenever a side first sustains a wound, first sustains a casualty, suffers 50% casualties, or is just really, really homesick. This is the second table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Morale

Roll 1d4

1. Treacherously Disloyal
2. Connivingly Semi-Obedient
3. Grudgingly Obedient
4. Frighteningly Loyal

Table: d4 Reactions

In any encounter with any being, there are at least four possible reactions. Pretty mind-blowing, no? This is the first table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Reactions

Roll 1d4

1. Insatiably Destructive
2. Intransigently Uncooperative
3. Inscrutably Noncommittal
4. Indefatigably Agreeable

Table of Tetrahedral Possibility

You thought I was going to skip Random Generator Month, didn't you? I don't blame you. Last year was a bad year for whimsy or whimsey. Yesterday, however, Fortuna fixed me with her gaze and inspired me to launch a modest fleet of d4 tables, yes, a series of tables exclusively devoted to the 4-sided die. Although we are starting the randomly generated celebrations late this year, there may very well be days when there is more than one table. I am neither promising nor warning you, but it might happen. We shall see. [Edit: It happened. Repeatedly.]

Table of Tetrahedral Possibility

Roll 1d30

1. Roll on the d4 Reactions Table!
2. Roll on the d4 Morale Table!
3. Roll on the d4 Taverns Table!
4. Roll on the d4 Geographical Features Table!
5. Roll on the d4 Monstrous Menu (Breakfast) Table!
6. Roll on the d4 Monstrous Menu (Seafood) Table!
7. Roll on the d4 Monstrous Menu (Chef Special) table!
8. Roll on the d4 Equipment Table!
9. Roll on the d4 Passersby Table!
10. Roll on the d4 Legendary Innocuous Beasts Table!
11. Roll on the d4 Surprisingly Dangerous Creatures Table!
12. Roll on the d4 Gigantic Overlooked Life-Forms Table!
13. Roll on the d4 Items of Dubious Enchantment Table!
14. Roll on the d4 Artifacts of Questionable Historicity Table!
15. Roll on the d4 Working Fiends Table!
16. Roll on the d4 Unfamiliar Familiars Table!
17. Roll on the d4 Ominous Shouts Table!
18. Roll on the d4 Obscure Religions Table!
19. Roll on the d4 Mimic Disguises Table!
20. Roll on the d4 Gate-Crashers Table!
21. Roll on the d4 Fiendish Vocalists Table!
22. Roll on the d4 Desserts for Dragons Table!
23. Roll on the d4 Latest Dances Table!
24. Roll on the d4 Languages, Common Table!
25. Roll on the d4 Languages, Vocational Table!
26. Roll on the d4 Languages, Elective Table!
27. Roll on the d4 System Shock Survival Table!
28. Roll on the d4 NPC Alignments Table!
29. Roll on the d4 Unexpected Visitors Table!
30. Roll on the d4 Treasure Types Table!

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